drgero:

whatyouwant.avi

davejade:

davejade:

[pays a prostitute in bubble money]

glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

he weighs 5

his first name is Mr.

thwomps:

:)

rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 

one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

amoying:

sometimes when i stand up my vision gets really blurry and i feel like im about to die but then its like nvm still alive phew

angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

Kirk Nieuwenhuis of the Las Vegas 51s makes an incredible catch to rob Stephen Vogt of a home run.

One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’

Who do you believe?