Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
sometimes when i stand up my vision gets really blurry and i feel like im about to die but then its like nvm still alive phew
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’
Who do you believe?