I want to see how many notes this picture of my dog can get in 5 days
keep it going
- post you made by accident: 2,453,456 notes
- post you were really proud of and thought was really funny: 1 note (you posted this)
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
- me in bed all day: 0 phone interaction
- me going downstairs for 3 minutes w/o phone: 473 texts 12 missed calls and 4 voicemails