princesshoff:

i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face

procrastacreation:

this is a tough one

despairkomaeda:

earthnation:

oomshi:

part time humor blogger part time selfie blogger

more like full time humor blogger because your selfies are a joke

solameugh:

this will always be hilarious

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

i now know why

scienceing:

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

kyaryshawn:

she too hot to

handle hot sex

brian cambels

the-yolocaust:

i have never seen a hall monitor before in my life im pretty sure they dont even exist

popeyasir:

popeyasir:

perfect height for a girl………bout 6’7 supporting me on her wnba salary

horrible post wnba players get paid like 8 dollars a year

canderemy:

excuse you

trevorbauer:

The best sports fans in the US live in New York and don’t try to dispute that because you will be wrong

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand